I went to TJ’s after work to pick up some chocolate and a bottle of wine to give to my co-workers for Christmas. When I walked up to the check-out, the following conversation unfolded.
Clerk: May I see proper documentation for the legal purchase of alcohol? (Translate: ID, please!)
Me: Yes, here you go!
C: (Looks once. Looks twice.) Oh. (Pause.) You know, you should get rid off your fake ID when you turn 21 and get a real one.
Me: Thanks for the advice. I guess, I need to do that then.
C: Oh, and also, you don’t have to make yourself older than 25 on your fake ID either.
Me: Really?
I walked out giggling. It always cracks me up when that happens.
I wonder how long I can get away with it.
Steffi
December 11, 2008 at 11:25 pmHi hi. Gefällt mir. :-)
Antje
December 12, 2008 at 12:02 amThis is too funny!
kim
December 12, 2008 at 12:54 amdude, you’re like almost fourty aren’t you? :D j/k.
that’s pretty funny. xoxoxo
Viviane
December 12, 2008 at 3:16 amHahahaha, well I’d take it as a compliment.
steffisn
December 12, 2008 at 8:16 amwhat? so did he let you buy the booze or not?!